For The Love of Foldables

Foldables are a very mysterious but powerful object in the domain of 10th grade GWHS geometry teacher, Sarah Patterson. Sarah has been known to forcefully pass out these learning tools to students. Many rumors have popped up among the students. Some are simple, like “They are easy to make and easy to use!” while some are more complex. The most complex of all the theories is also the most famous. This theory claims that Sarah Patterson is working hand in hand with Dale McGinley (a well known possible alien working within the school walls) to eradicate the human race starting at a small scale. Using the foldables, the two “teachers” hope to enslave the students of GWHS and eventually...the world. Since this theory claims that Sarah is in close contact with Dale, she too must be an alien.

Fear and concern has spread throughout the students and the GWHS student council has decided to take action. They have interviewed staff and students on what they think of this theory.

“It’s honestly a surprise for me. While Sarah may not be best person fit for the job...I never noticed anything wrong with her” - Dr. Aulenbacher

”I thought I noticed something wrong with her from day one. Those stupid foldables are a disgrace to the school and she should be stopped!” - Benjamin Hodges

Not much else is known at this time, but new information is probably going to be released in the near future.

[See Dale McGinley for more details on the alien theory]